Xucksantonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured clam.

Xucksantonk created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucksantonk, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xucksantonk, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Xucksantonk's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Xucksantonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta corsets.

2. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the south.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Run away if seven voles approach from the west.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.