Artfossbut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying finch.

Artfossbut created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artfossbut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Artfossbut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Artfossbut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Artfossbut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your neck white.

3. Always obey Artfossbut's priests.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Run away from black tortoises, for they are unholy.