Cedhatmob is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic mouse.

Cedhatmob created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Cedhatmob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cedhatmob, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cedhatmob's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cedhatmob's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cedhatmob.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never paint your legs violet.

4. Retreat if nine voles approach from the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.