Flansinlen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous crab.

Flansinlen created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flansinlen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flansinlen, it will destroy your home planet.

Flansinlen's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Flansinlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing violet stockings.

2. Run away if nine foxes approach from the south.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Flansinlen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sit near manatees.