Zanmatbodgilhandidfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonest dolphin.

Zanmatbodgilhandidfom created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zanmatbodgilhandidfom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zanmatbodgilhandidfom, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zanmatbodgilhandidfom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zanmatbodgilhandidfom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not take Zanmatbodgilhandidfom's name in vain.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Worship no other gods but Zanmatbodgilhandidfom.

5. Do not stand on grass.