Nuttlargnel is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awesome gnu.

Nuttlargnel created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlargnel, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nuttlargnel, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nuttlargnel's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nuttlargnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about special relativity near manatees while wearing orange jumpers.