Hendadrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing butterfly.

Hendadrutt created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hendadrutt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hendadrutt, she will turn you into a rock.

Hendadrutt's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hendadrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Fast once a month.