Inghimtigrullhakbindim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless weasel.

Inghimtigrullhakbindim created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Inghimtigrullhakbindim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Inghimtigrullhakbindim, he will turn you into a plant.

Inghimtigrullhakbindim's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Inghimtigrullhakbindim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.