Fitdadbig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane skunk.

Fitdadbig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitdadbig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fitdadbig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fitdadbig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fitdadbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.