Pasbanrot Talwodbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing centipede.

Pasbanrot Talwodbut created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pasbanrot Talwodbut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pasbanrot Talwodbut, she will cry a lot.

Pasbanrot Talwodbut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pasbanrot Talwodbut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pasbanrot Talwodbut first in all things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pasbanrot Talwodbut.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.