Nakflatfob is a god.

He takes the form of a large, calm aardvark.

Nakflatfob created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakflatfob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nakflatfob, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nakflatfob's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nakflatfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Nakflatfob on top of important buildings.

5. Put Nakflatfob first in all things.