Sawragquill is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome fox.

Sawragquill created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawragquill, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sawragquill, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sawragquill's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sawragquill's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always obey Sawragquill's priests.

4. Never talk about optics near eagles while wearing purple stockings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.