Afbudpon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful swan.

Afbudpon created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Afbudpon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Afbudpon, he will turn you into a duck.

Afbudpon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Afbudpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of voles.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat melons.