Monyimhim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, kind mongoose.

Monyimhim created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monyimhim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Monyimhim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Monyimhim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Monyimhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Monyimhim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide if five birds approach from the north.

5. Do not make images of living things.