Donfoddid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, compassionate snake.

Donfoddid created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donfoddid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Donfoddid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Donfoddid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Donfoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five mice approach from the north.

2. Never feed parsnips to frogs while wearing trousers.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about doves.