Arfnullflag is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, dishonourable
hummingbird.
Arfnullflag created a charm quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Arfnullflag, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Arfnullflag, he will send you a sign.
Arfnullflag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Arfnullflag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never feed lots of garlic to sheep while wearing mauve shoes.
3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Always look after injured nematodes.