Fenpodontsag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane pigeon.

Fenpodontsag created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Fenpodontsag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fenpodontsag, he will turn you into a rat.

Fenpodontsag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fenpodontsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Run away from violet grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenpodontsag.

4. Never jump near capybaras.

5. Never think about black holes.