Capbusdap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate mole.

Capbusdap created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capbusdap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Capbusdap, it will manifest in front of you.

Capbusdap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Capbusdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not take Capbusdap's name in vain.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.