Arpbadciss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, passionate capybara.

Arpbadciss created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpbadciss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arpbadciss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Arpbadciss' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Arpbadciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing green stockings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arpbadciss.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.