Tagpoglist is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, flying
bee.
Tagpoglist created matter four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tagpoglist, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tagpoglist, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Tagpoglist's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Tagpoglist's Holy Commandments1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
3. Never write about quantum mechanics.
4. Do not speak about aubergines.
5. Never look in ponds.