Tagpoglist is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying bee.

Tagpoglist created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagpoglist, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tagpoglist, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tagpoglist's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tagpoglist's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never look in ponds.