Hunboplig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable monkey.

Hunboplig created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunboplig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hunboplig, she will turn you into a snail.

Hunboplig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hunboplig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms turquoise.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.