Flymonlin Godcitwot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving otter.

Flymonlin Godcitwot created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flymonlin Godcitwot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flymonlin Godcitwot, she will turn you into a tree.

Flymonlin Godcitwot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Flymonlin Godcitwot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Flymonlin Godcitwot loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the west.

5. Never eat bark.