Sinnurlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart badger.

Sinnurlarp created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sinnurlarp, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sinnurlarp, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sinnurlarp's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sinnurlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never laugh near cats.

3. Worship no other gods but Sinnurlarp.

4. Never think about spacetime near whales while wearing violet corsets and balancing four silver spheres on your head.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.