Afnartjiprill is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome dryad.

Afnartjiprill created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afnartjiprill, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Afnartjiprill, he will not care.

Afnartjiprill's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Afnartjiprill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect four lead sculptures of Afnartjiprill on top of important buildings.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.