Tettifedomtfun is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent newt.

Tettifedomtfun created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettifedomtfun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tettifedomtfun, he will make you grow a tail.

Tettifedomtfun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tettifedomtfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown tights.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.