Cebmadgab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever warg.

Cebmadgab created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmadgab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cebmadgab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cebmadgab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cebmadgab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five iron sculptures of Cebmadgab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cebmadgab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about dark energy.