Vadcipyatt Gambestjopwad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, emotional dingo.

Vadcipyatt Gambestjopwad created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadcipyatt Gambestjopwad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vadcipyatt Gambestjopwad, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vadcipyatt Gambestjopwad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vadcipyatt Gambestjopwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. You must love Vadcipyatt Gambestjopwad.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadcipyatt Gambestjopwad.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Hide from black nematodes for they are unholy.