Gutgubsak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent owl.

Gutgubsak created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutgubsak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gutgubsak, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gutgubsak's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gutgubsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always wear orange.