Japvendob is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, slow octopus.

Japvendob created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Japvendob, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Japvendob, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Japvendob's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Japvendob's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japvendob.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Japvendob on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear red dresses.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Do not speak about bread.