Wabnillhap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, generous donkey.

Wabnillhap created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabnillhap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wabnillhap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wabnillhap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wabnillhap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the south.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Hide if four cats approach from the east.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.