Cidgebomin Miftonnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident crow.

Cidgebomin Miftonnarl created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgebomin Miftonnarl, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cidgebomin Miftonnarl, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cidgebomin Miftonnarl's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cidgebomin Miftonnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. You must pray to Cidgebomin Miftonnarl nine times a day.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.