Sittapnabfarkom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody centaur.

Sittapnabfarkom created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sittapnabfarkom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sittapnabfarkom, he will not care at all.

Sittapnabfarkom's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sittapnabfarkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.

5. Always help sick birds.