Gedril is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, egotistical jellyfish.

Gedril created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gedril, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gedril, it will turn you into a rat.

Gedril's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gedril's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Pray towards the east.