Kartikkab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy butterfly.

Kartikkab created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kartikkab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kartikkab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Kartikkab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kartikkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never laugh in the presence of otters.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.