Hugmadbonsatfetcemmapcid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving walrus.

Hugmadbonsatfetcemmapcid created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugmadbonsatfetcemmapcid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hugmadbonsatfetcemmapcid, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hugmadbonsatfetcemmapcid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hugmadbonsatfetcemmapcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hugmadbonsatfetcemmapcid's name in vain.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Hugmadbonsatfetcemmapcid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.