Limappsad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid rhinoceros.

Limappsad created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limappsad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limappsad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Limappsad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Limappsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limappsad.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never talk about gravity near squirrels while wearing violet trousers.