Rigpanging is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful gnu.

Rigpanging created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigpanging, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigpanging, it will strike you with lightening.

Rigpanging's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rigpanging's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.