Bagmotben is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical mole.

Bagmotben created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagmotben, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bagmotben, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bagmotben's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bagmotben's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bagmotben six times a day.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed parsnips to birds while wearing corsets.