Nigdodjop is a god.

It takes the form of a small, slow finch.

Nigdodjop created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigdodjop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigdodjop, it will turn you into a snail.

Nigdodjop's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nigdodjop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Do not take Nigdodjop's name in vain.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never paint your face blue.