Banrullogxuck Litwitgub is a god.

He takes the form of a small, narcissistic jellyfish.

Banrullogxuck Litwitgub created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Banrullogxuck Litwitgub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Banrullogxuck Litwitgub, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Banrullogxuck Litwitgub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Banrullogxuck Litwitgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Banrullogxuck Litwitgub on top of all buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never wear fawn corsets.