Ligdogbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, boastful dragon.

Ligdogbab created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligdogbab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ligdogbab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ligdogbab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Ligdogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Ligdogbab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never write about planets.