Hivapptim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage fairy.

Hivapptim created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hivapptim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivapptim, it will turn you into a snail.

Hivapptim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hivapptim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivapptim.

5. Hivapptim loves bats, so they must be respected.