Duthakcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful mink.

Duthakcep created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duthakcep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Duthakcep, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Duthakcep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Duthakcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near turtles while wearing white coats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Worship no other gods but Duthakcep.

3. Put Duthakcep first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.