Negpakhad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating shark.

Negpakhad created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negpakhad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Negpakhad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Negpakhad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Negpakhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must pray to Negpakhad four times a day.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not shave your legs.