Tenhugben is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable chinchilla.

Tenhugben created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tenhugben, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tenhugben, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tenhugben's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tenhugben's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near bats while wearing pink jumpers and balancing five tin spheres on your head.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tenhugben.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.