Gepflabdun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unjust hyena.

Gepflabdun created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepflabdun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepflabdun, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gepflabdun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gepflabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help horses.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.