Rigsabhubwonrulfonsagnab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish faun.

Rigsabhubwonrulfonsagnab created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigsabhubwonrulfonsagnab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rigsabhubwonrulfonsagnab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rigsabhubwonrulfonsagnab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rigsabhubwonrulfonsagnab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow aardvarks for they are unholy.

2. Never wear brown kilts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never think about dark matter.