Basstinlab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, prudent hippopotamus.

Basstinlab created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basstinlab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Basstinlab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Basstinlab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Basstinlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Basstinlab.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never wear trousers.