Tifgebvan is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish
bear.
Tifgebvan created an up quark five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tifgebvan, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Tifgebvan, she will remove you from existence.
Tifgebvan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Tifgebvan's Holy Commandments1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Retreat if four mites approach from the east.
4. Never feed lots of spinach to goats while wearing white boots.
5. Always obey Tifgebvan's priests.