Jenminmadont is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, proud crane.

Jenminmadont created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenminmadont, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jenminmadont, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jenminmadont's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jenminmadont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Jenminmadont.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.